Ladies and Gentlemen with Achy-Breaky hearts,

Are you tired of ordering in dinner for one? Of your parents barely suppressed sighs when you tell them that -another- date didn't call back?

Today, all of that ends.

The Love Machine is a mysterious one, where invitations with no return address find their way to those unlucky in love. It always pops up somewhere new, beckoning to those invited with its pulsating, vibrant lights. One session in the Love Machine, and your perfect match will appear on your doorstop within the day.

Your next door neighbour? Colleague? International student? Anyone is fair game.

They know your likes and dislikes, your passions, what makes you tick. They'll be there by your side forever, needing no one else.

If you ever have a fight, one of our representatives will pay you a personal visit to mediate the bumps in the road; don't worry about your true love's glazed over eyes-it's a side effect of the love they hold for you.