⚠️ Please note that the following story is plagiarised ⚠️

Little John spent 10 years working hard as a brick layer and finally saved enough money to buy his own theme park.
However, when he saw it, he was so shocked that he fell to the ground, because the total surface area of the park was less than 10 tiles, making it extremely small, even too small to comfortably raise a kitten.

Now, he used all his ingenuity to miraculously create a rift in spacetime, allowing the guests access to a merry-go-round and a wooden rollercoaster.