"Church leaders are sometimes also referred to as “primates”. Pope Francis, for example, is the Primate of Italy. The Ape Church also has a senior bishop; sensibly, he is known as the Meta-primate.

The Meta-primate has invited church leaders and influential figures from all over the world to meet in the Ape Church to engage in dialogue with one another. Unfortunately, a few naughty prelates are organising an illicit kart race in the crypt…"