Welcome to Tower of Cool, the newest attraction at Cool Dude Ranch. Like all our rides this drop tower is themed to our Lord and Savior, Cool Dude. Tower of Cool tells a thrilling story of rivalry, desire, and the redemptive power of love. Guests enter and queue in the Burger Cave diner where two Cool Dudes have become entranced by the dancing of a mysterious woman. In the rides second chamber, one Cool Dude has struck up a relationship with this woman. The other Cool Dude seethes in jealousy as they ride a rollercoaster called Medusa. At the zenith of our ride the two Cool Dudes fight for the love of the Mardi Gras Dancer, while some of their friends look on in horror. But it is below that our ride reaches it's true climax... Here the two Cool Dudes realize that their true love was always for each other, and that no woman should have ever come between them. Here their cries of pleasure shake the very earth, and they recognize who they are and always had been. “Though the repressive 1950s-esque hellscape we inhabit will never recognize our love, you shall always be the light of my life, the fire of my loins, the cool of my dude!”