When Trump had to pick people to design the theme park next to his wall, he could’ve just hired some good people. But the Trump don’t roll like that. Off course he had to hire one of his buddies, with whom he often talked about just completely walling in Mexico as a giant prison. For all those criminals, druggies and rapists. His friend decided to portray this by creating a prison themed park. But he’s not the worst: Mexicans get the chance to pass the border for a few seconds. Most of the rides also double as a bit of American propaganda, to make sure the Mexicans still love the USA, even though they’re being assholes. As a final measure, he decided to have the father of all looking over them at all times. Of course, he’s not talking about some god. Unless you think Trump is a god. Trump thinks Trump is a god.

---When viewing this plot, please use cutaway view since it has 2 levels. The best setting is 4,50m or 20 units in height. Most of the ride names are also slight puns, if you’re into that---