“Amigos, let’s gather around. Now that we have built the line of our border wall directly on the natural banks of the Rio Grande River we miiiight have screwed up the appeal of the area. What could we do to still attract some people? Anyone any ideas? Carlos, maybe you?”
“Well sir, maybe we can change the area into a national park and let nature…-“
“- NONSENSE Carlos! I’ve got just the idea: Let’s plop down a mall. That should do the trick. Gosh, why am I so smart with my superior American brain?!”
Plot soundtrack: Mariachi Vargas de Tecalitlan - El Jarabe Tapatio
PS: Don’t forget to check out all the names of the rides/stationary vehicles and use the cutaway tool to get a better view of the crammed inside of the amazing Rio Grande Mall!