Donald Trump walked out onto the stage in front of his adoring fans. He surveyed the crowd and said "The economy is going great - so great - we need people for the factories and the space force" and paused while his fans cheered. "We've gotta get the best - and believe me, I know how to find them - the best - people from Mexico".

He continued, "We're gonna build a testing and educational facility - a very good one, I know some great builders, folks". He paused to hug a flag and then held his hands out in front of the crowd and stretched his arm as wide as they would go "It's gonna be a mile high, we're gonna build a beautiful wall, but also a museum about what makes America great - and those Mexicans that go on to pass the space force tests are gonna learn so much"
"They're gonna get on an elevator, one of the best, which I'm going to get for a great price, I know how to negotiate, and they are going to learn about dinosaurs and the space program". He paused again - "Then they are going to learn about the great history of our country and the wild west - a very rough time!"
"Then finally, they will meet me, Donald J. Trump - and if they can come close to my score at golf - and believe me, I'm good at golf, they can become American citizens and members of the Space Force"
"And what's going to pay for this?" - he paused for effect - "Burgers. The very best. I know some great burger makers. The Mexicans are going to say "Please, Mr. President, we're tired of burgers, and I'm going to say 'No, you HAVE TO KEEP EATING'". The crowd cheered.