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"From the makers of XTC, introducing MSRY! Are you an emo or a goth feeling a little too happy? Take a downer! With MSRY you will feel depressed within 15 minutes, guaranteed! Made with all natural magenta swamp goo! Contact your local dealer! (ⁿᵒᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈʳᵉⁿ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳ ⁵)" The tour guide turns off the TV. "The infamous commercial from '99, I'm sure you all remember it. Welcome all, I'm Miss Erie, head operator of MSRY Co. Our factory here in the Misery Marsh has gained a lot of bad rep, but today I'll set the record straight with a special tour! Follow me! We pump up the magenta goo, filter it in the Centrifuge Silo to separate out the black tar, which is dumped into the bottomless* pit - Probably bottomless. The pink essence is piped to the processing plant where it's, heated, condensed, dried on the MSRY Dryer and then moulded into the familiar pills. There they're sent up along the offices to the monorail, where they're packaged, and sent down to the warehouse, located in the pyramid ruins. In there they're loaded onto to trucks, ready for shipping! Our negative impact on the environment has been greatly exegarated, I assure you! Our in-house specialist determined that the withering of plantlife is unrelated to us pumping up the goo! And converting the ancient pyramid burrial site into a warehouse, while possibly sacrilege, certainly did not evoke a curse; curses don't exist! Now, who wants to ride the machinery?"

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