Howdy,
y'all ain't from round here are ya.
I betchya came to see the cowboys roll in the doggies and have a nice relaxing afternoon.
It's high noon though and I tell ya what - y'all greenhorns don't know nuthin bout real cowboys til you been on Rawhide.
Set yer grit n' queue up for a smack of the Wild West.
And then afterwards, git yerself some Iced Cream cause Aunt Nellie makes the best in tha West.
Now git along now ya hear?