Welcome to Fantasy Falls! (My first monthly contest submission!) Here's an excerpt from a local newspaper about this small park, which I believe was published for its 20th anniversary:

"Perhaps best known for its feature river rapids attraction and iconic yellow balloons, Fantasy Falls has consistently attracted guests for nearly two decades [...] The small but scenic park is embedded into the cliffs of a waterfall, which raises more than a few erosion concerns regarding the longterm safety of structures like the famous Cascade Keep. When asked about the natural risks of building around a waterfall, the proprietor of Fantasy Falls commented, 'Yeah we'll cross that bridge when we get there I guess.'

Five years after the opening of the park, around the time the great staircase was replaced with the escalator, an engineer at the park raised a troubling point: although the park is named Fantasy Falls, there is hardly anything fantastic about it. No dragons, no wizards, no nothing. In fact, it appears simply... medieval. When asked about the name of the park, the proprietor commented, 'Well yeah but Fantasy Falls is alliterative. Sound nice.' He continued, 'Besides, our slogan is Have a Fantastic Day! Have a medieval day? That's just lame.'

In year ten of operation, Fantasy Falls inexplicably added a mine themed area. According to the proprietor, 'That space looked sorta empty. I dunno.'

When asked about the weirdly curvy chairlift, the proprietor of Fantasy Falls commented, 'Leave me alone.'

Fantasy Falls is open daily between March and October."