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Please enjoy this park - it's my third entry on this server and probably the best map I've ever done. As usual I commit to the Bob Ross philosophy of "just let it happen" which led me down a steel/glass retro americana vibe, like a mild mix between a utilitarian rivet steel aesthetic and a colorful amusement park. Here's my silly newspaper clipping:

"DOGS TOWN PRESS - Bark's Park Retro Throwback Too "Real" for Fictional Universe?

One man's trash is another man's treasure. Bark's Park parent company Manic Mechanics rose the adage to their predictable extreme last year when they announced they would be purchasing an existing ride through a supplier from an alternate extradimensional reality. GALE FORCE, the nearly-200ft steel "hypercoaster" now stands tall over Bark's Park and is open for guests to ride. It has yet to be proven if the $10M acquisition was a wise move for Bark's Park. DOGS TOWN Press visited Bark's Park to collect opinions on physical contact with rides native to other fabrics of existence:

q: 'Hi there, did you enjoy Gale Force?'
a: 'Lookitol!'

q: 'This ride was actually sieved from the chaos outside our known universe, did you know this?'
a: 'woOOah, aliba?'

q: 'Are you concerned that matter from non-fictional universes will corrupt the very fabric of our save file?'
a: 'Ah wa hey hey!'

q: 'Well I'm glad - thank you for spending a moment with me'
a: 'Wehh!'"

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