The Dirthouse is a hot spot for early 2000’s nu-metal bands to perform, but hardly any of them want to play during daylight. In order to maximize profits during these slow hours, state-of-the-art amusement rides were added to the roof.

A magazine polled a bunch of metal vocalists, and it was found that they overwhelmingly liked roller coasters made by Schwarzkopf for some reason. Technically, it was only illegal to build one in the area if the supports touched the ground, so the Dirthouse’s head CEO wanted to capitalize on this by being the only venue to also have one of these things running, but ran into the problem of trying to find a pre-existing ride that would fit on his roof.

The solution was to make a new one using old parts purchased on the internet. This creation would also feature a never-before-seen backwards launch that a drunken Mr. Schwarzkopf had supposedly scrawled on a napkin one time.