Welcome to MoeBeezys Mountain. Legend has it that crazy old man MoeBeezys spotted a Sasquatch out in the woods one day and has spent all of his life and money trying to get a photo ever since.

After nearly going bankrupt, he began construction on a janky Side-Friction coaster to help fund his Bigfoot research. The park has grown considerably over the years and has become somewhat crowded.

However, a few guests tell stories of flashes of fur glimpsed while zipping along the namesake Side-Friction coaster that old man MoeBeezys made out of scrap wood he found lying around the woods.

In MBZ Castle, two knights, Sir Congoy and Sir Flyxxpy duel it out for mini-dominance of the mini castle.

Old man MoeBeezys' newest endeavor is an Intamin launch coaster named Gila Monster, new for this year! In other, related news, MoeBeezys is currently being sued by the band, King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard for the use of the track "Gila Monster" for the station music.

Rumors continue to circulate as to the origins of the funding for the Intamin coaster. Old Man MoeBeezys had never paid for anything so cutting edge before this. Most of the park's rides are simple, repurposed rides he picked up from an old abandoned fairground. The new coaster clearly cost more than all of the flat rides and waterslides added together... could the story of lost pirate gold be true?