The story of the 'Eldritch Asteroid' park: Decades ago, humanity's first deep-space explorers stumbled upon a large asteroid littered with the remains of a mysterious city. Fearing the black monoliths, evil-looking foliage, and strange runic language, the humans fled before they woke something that should remain sleeping. Now the Olde Gods, having been woken by the noise, stumbled about looking for its source. The only thing they found was an astronaut's discarded tablet and the thousands of hours of OpenRCT videos it contained... Years later, when humanity returned to put an end to this potential ancient cosmic threat, they instead found a quaint but still somewhat creepy amusement park. They left their ship slowly, uncertain. Waiting to greet them at the entrance was a towering figure in something like an elephant costume. The figure said, "Hey everyone! My name is Rholleth Kho'stah and I am the God of Amusement Parks! Welcome to my Eldritch Asteroid park!"