After the briefest possible market research, we here at Butlerworks Inc. found public demand for a triple launch coaster, proving that sometimes the customer actually can be right!

And so we set our crack team of cracked-out engineers to build a coaster previously only seen scrawled on crack-house walls!

!!! INTRODUCING !!!

An all-new fever dream from the acquitted felons who brought you The Point Pleasant Scenic Railway, Powerword: Scrunch, and Instant Sunrise. Be amazed! Be enthralled! Be subjected to sub-lethal* g-forces!

It's Three Finger Death Punch! A triple track, triple launch law-suit machine!

Butlerworks Inc! Building a bigger world! A better world! A STUPIDER WORLD!




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